Looks like Santa's been watching Harley Connor. Becky, Harley's mom, shared this letter Harley got recently from Santa...
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Dear Harley,
I wanted to have a little talk with you and I know what you are thinking and the answer is yes, Santa keeps lists on greyhounds too.
Most of the year, Harley boy, you maintain pretty well, a few forays of the counter, a stolen stick of butter here or there, stolen pink purse out of Zoe's room (but that is a whole other letter. . .) some odds and ends from the trash can- which you conveniently leave on LuLu's bed, who then spends several hours pacing the house until someone comes home and cleans her bed. All of these things I can over look without a response but the four bags full of what used to be your fairly new bed, having to be cleaned up and hauled to the dumpster by your mom, well that just went to far!
No one, and I mean even the one person on this planet who never lets you down, never forgets your dinner, or your ear-mones, accepts highly smelly kisses, wet nosed- 'I have to go out even though it's 2 a.m.' wake up signs. . ., laughs at the holes the size of, well YOU in the garden, has no less than 52 pictures on her rotating screen saver at work, deserved to come home to her ENTIRE 15' x 22' bedroom entired covered in what used to be your bed!
Now, you may remember, my boy, that Christmas is ONLY 10, short days away, I'd be working on some serious redemption-- and NO the big 'boo-boo' eyes won't work this time around.
Loving all things 'greyt' and small,
Santa
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Dear Harley,
I wanted to have a little talk with you and I know what you are thinking and the answer is yes, Santa keeps lists on greyhounds too.
Most of the year, Harley boy, you maintain pretty well, a few forays of the counter, a stolen stick of butter here or there, stolen pink purse out of Zoe's room (but that is a whole other letter. . .) some odds and ends from the trash can- which you conveniently leave on LuLu's bed, who then spends several hours pacing the house until someone comes home and cleans her bed. All of these things I can over look without a response but the four bags full of what used to be your fairly new bed, having to be cleaned up and hauled to the dumpster by your mom, well that just went to far!
No one, and I mean even the one person on this planet who never lets you down, never forgets your dinner, or your ear-mones, accepts highly smelly kisses, wet nosed- 'I have to go out even though it's 2 a.m.' wake up signs. . ., laughs at the holes the size of, well YOU in the garden, has no less than 52 pictures on her rotating screen saver at work, deserved to come home to her ENTIRE 15' x 22' bedroom entired covered in what used to be your bed!
Now, you may remember, my boy, that Christmas is ONLY 10, short days away, I'd be working on some serious redemption-- and NO the big 'boo-boo' eyes won't work this time around.
Loving all things 'greyt' and small,
Santa
2 comments:
Oh how I'd love to see some pictures of this one!
Harley is a bad boy!! I like him!
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